My Cups Runneth Over

It never occurred to me that some evangelical Christian couples would be looking to spice up their intimacy, but I guess not all Christian couples include one or more Ted Haggards.

An apparently horny Christian lady decided to open a webstore called Book22. Sayeth the site:

The twenty-second book of the Bible is Song of Solomon. We believe that God intended that such love, as spoken of in Song of Solomon, be a beautiful and normal part of marital life. Unfortunately this gift from God has been grossly distorted and abused by both ancient and modern people. Book22 is offering quality products to enhance the intimate life of God's children. Our hope is that our products will serve as intimacy enhancers for your marriage.

Man, these guys sell just about everything! From Jelly Fingers to Like a Virgin Gel to Flex-a-Pleasers! They have edibles, aids, and condoms! Wowie zowie!

They also have huge lockers in which you can hide your intimacy aids, just in case the kidlets are rummaging around your room looking for a Bible.