Cere-ill

In case you haven't heard, Kellogg's is recalling 28 million boxes of its cereals due to an 'odd odor.' If you ate the cereals in question you may have puked or pooped your pants. The FDA doesn't think there are any serious consequences from ingesting these 'foods.'

The brands include Fruit Loops, Corn Pops, Apple Jacks and Honey Smacks which bear little or no resemblance to anything actually found in the food chain. Basically they are air surrounded by food dyes and sugar.

If you bought these cereals and actually fed them to your children, you should be arrested for child abuse.