AquaHeene

Like the Heenes, only on water

So the more I hear about these Sunderland assholes, the madder I get.

First of all, Abby Sunderland has obviously been brainwashed by her lunatic parents. No, Abby, being a teenager alone on a boat doesn't cause storms. Don't be stupid. The point is, a teenager shouldn't be out alone in the ocean because there are crazy-ass things like storms.

Even if it was all smooth sailing, is it healthy for a 16-year-old to be alone for seven months? I don't think it's healthy for anyone, even Howard Hughes.

Well, now it's come out that Mr. Sunderland is bankrupt and signed on for a reality television show months ago.

Laurence, stop knocking up your wife. Eight is truly enough. If you can't afford them, don't have them and certainly don't expect your kids to perform daredevil stunts so you can make money. Who do you think you are, Jon Gosselin or Richard Heene?

Truly these people should be in prison. Let's lock them up with the van der Sloot dude.