No Cupcake Left Behind

The New York City Department of Education has banned bake sales. Why? Because our kids are just too damned fat, in case you haven't heard.

If you're the PA or PTA you get a little more leeway and can have a sale once a month, but there are restrictions on what times you can sell your baked items.

If you need to raise funds for your team, you'll just have to find another way to do it.

Oh, and don't look in the vending machines for more high calorie, high fat crap either. There will be more low fat options there for the little porkers.