Friday, October 02, 2009

Blackmail White Male



Okay, class. Today's news isn't just that David Letterman is a philandering tool box who demands sex from his female staffers, but that he isn't going to pay any extortionist $2 million to keep quiet about it, even though $2 mil is chump change to him.

A CBS producer named Robert Halderman found out Letterman likes to nail the chicks who work for him and decided to try to make a few bucks, but boy did he get fooled! Letterman even testified before a grand jury in addition to letting the viewing audience know all about it on last night's show.

Word is Mr. and Mrs. Letterman are still together, despite this nasty bit. Letterman finally married the mother of his child last March after being with her since 1986.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why am I disappointed?

Que said...

Great heading on this post! - lol