Monday, August 10, 2009

Troubled Bridge Over Water



There's a new sport in New York these days. It's called "Wrong Way."

A new popular weekend pastime, it involves driving the wrong way on a major highway. Person who kills the most people, without killing themselves, wins.

A 75-year-old woman played the game yesterday on the Tappan Zee Bridge. She drove for two miles going the wrong way and was finally pulled over by the police. She told them (and this is my favorite part) that she knew she was going the wrong way but thought she'd find a place to turn around.

Listen Granny, highways are designed for people to drive all in the same direction. That's why you didn't find this special 'turn around' area while you were driving the wrong way.

Maybe you should get a bus schedule.

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