DIY Plastic Surgery

This woman, Mary, appeared on Good Morning America and actually admitted to being the world's dumbest person.

Well, she didn't actually say that. She explained that plastic surgery is expensive and that most people can't afford it.

"Restolyne...Botox...that's hundreds of dollars every time you want to get it done...you know, how many people can afford that?"

So Mary got some lubricant and syringes and injected her face, but guess what? It didn't come out well. Her face got inflamed and infected and she amassed huge doctor bills to have it removed.

The saddest news is that Mary has bred and produced children. One can only hope they take after their father.