Popepourri

Yes, this is an old lady. Her name is Wanda Poltawska, she's 87 and she was a very close, personal friend of Pope John Paul II. Get your minds out of the gutter. She was at his bedside when he died. Over the years they exchanged letters and she has written a book about their friendship which has the dudes in the Vatican with their silken undies in a twist. They don't want his chances at becoming an official saint to be blown because he actually had a woman as a friend. She spent time in a Nazi prison camp for God's sake! She was a member of the Polish resistance!

Chastity Bono, daughter of Sonny and Cher, is undergoing a sex change to become a dude. Officially. So now you should start referring to Chastity as 'he.' I guess he will be getting the appropriate anatomical parts although admittedly I don't know all that much about it. After a certain age men and women look alike (see Wanda above) but women still don't grow penises. Hopefully Chaz will not be using the plastic surgeon whose been butchering her mother's face for years.