Forwards ~ Stop It!

You may do what I do, and that is just toss those "FW" e-mails into your trash before reading, but once in a while I have to take a look. Just a quick peek, I tell myself and then I'll discard it.

Today I got this:

I could tell we were in trouble just from the subject line.

FW: Joe Legal vs. Jose Illegal

Hey.... This is REAL!!!!!!

Alive and growing in every state.... Especially CA...


Here is an example of why hiring illegal aliens is not economically productive for the State of California ...
You have 2 families..."Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal". Both families have 2 parents, 2 children and live in California.
"Joe Legal" works in construction, has a Social Security Number, and makes $25.00 per hour with payroll taxes deducted...."Jose Illegal" also works in construction, has "NO" Social Security Number, and gets paid $15.00 cash "under the table".
Joe Legal...$25.00 per hour x 40 hours $1000..00 per week, $52,000 per year
Now take 30% away for state & federal tax
Joe Legal now has $31,231.00

Jose Illegal....$15.00 per hour x 40 hours $600.00 per week, $31,200.00
per year
Jose Illegal pays no taxes...
Jose Illegal now has $31,200.00

Joe Legal pays Medical and Dental Insurance with limited coverage
$1000.00 per month
$12,000.00 per year
Joe Legal now has $19,231.00

Jose Illegal has full Medical and Dental coverage through the state and local clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year
Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00

Joe Legal makes too much money is not eligible for Food Stamps or welfare
Joe Legal pays for food
$1,000.00 per month
$12,000.00 per year
Joe Legal now has $ 7,231.00

Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for Food Stamps and Welfare
Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00

Joe Legal pays rent of
$1,000.00 per month
$12,000.00 per year
Joe Legal is now in the hole
minus (-) $4,769.00

Jose Illegal receives a $500 per month Federal rent subsidy
Jose Illegal pays rent
$500.00 per month
$6,000.00 per year
Jose Illegal still has $25,200.00

Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.

Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get a government sponsored lunch.

Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL program. Joe Legal's children go home.
Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same Police and Fire Services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not pay.

Don't vote/support any politician that supports illegal aliens...

Its PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!

Did you make it through all that with its bad grammar, bigotry and questionable arithmetic?

Great. Following is the next Forward I got from the same person:

A Small Request

THIS IS PRETTY NEAT. 93% won't forward A small request.. Just one line Dear God, I pray for the cure of cancer. Amen
93% WON'T FORWARD THIS ..WILL YOU? PLEASE?

Can someone please explain this to me? We weren't asked to forward this to God or am I missing something?

If I were God and got the Joe Legal vs. Jose Illegal FW, I'd answer the cancer request like this:

Hey Asshole, I invented cancer, what do you mean you're praying for the cure of cancer? Why should I do anything you ask for based on your small mindedness? BTW, keep paying your health insurance premiums. Love, God