Saturday, May 16, 2009

Shocking News from Florida

Word to the wise: If you live in Florida and mommy or daddy works in a prison, opt out on Take Your Kids to Work Day and get your little ass to school.

That's because this year some of the little darlings got zapped when they went to work with the parental units.

A total of 43 kids were shocked, directly and indirectly, by electronic immobilization devices on April 23rd.

Now before you go all Gandhi, be advised that the guards who used stunned guns on the kids had the permission of the children's grandparents and/or parents. Also some of the kids were subjected to tear gas at another institution, but gee whiz, this is what mommy and daddy do all day for a living!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Nothing like a little of the scared straight approach. Better still if they use it on little Johnny who likes to play with dolls.