No Bones About It

This here fossil might be the missing link.

It was discovered in Germany and is estimated to be 47 million years old. Now I don't see how that's possible if Jesus was riding dinosaurs 6 thousand years ago, but what do I know?

It's called the most complete primate fossil ever discovered and was uncovered in 1983. So where's it been for the last 26 years? Apparently it was sold in two parts? And I guess all those crazy scientist-type people have been examining it. Giving it CT scans and what not. It had a broken wrist that was healing and its last meal was fruit and leaves which were still in its stomach.

The History Channel will be airing a show on this critter's remains on May 25th, plenty of time for evangelicals to get their bloomers in a twist.