Thursday, March 20, 2008

Puppy Love




American Idol contestant, Amanda Overmyer, was sent packing last night.
No, folks, it's not because she slaughters every song she sings. No, it's not because she is a shameless Janis Joplin wanna be.
Obviously it's because the American public discovered that Amanda slaughters defenseless Dalmation puppies and fabricates them into fur coats.
Although Amanda's stint on American Idol may be over, it is rumored she has secured a position at a Disney theme park.

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